Don't you send me to vm
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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