i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I wish my penis had an off switch
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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