What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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