Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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