Got a toothbrush?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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