the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Randomize
