hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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