Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
NoShamevember. You game?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
