She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Randomize
