What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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