Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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