I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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