Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
i need to put some appletini on your dick
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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