okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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