WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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