the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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