my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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