At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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