Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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