i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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