i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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