Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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