so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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