i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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