We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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