Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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