i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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