yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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