okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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