There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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