A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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