I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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