Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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