Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
and she was petting her beer can
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
