That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
