Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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