roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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