I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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