there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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