I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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