I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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