I wannas sexs uuuuu
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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