have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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