People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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