we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
time to smoke my breakfast
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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