She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize
