her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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