She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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