kristin has been a bad kristin
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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