I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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