I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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