Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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