If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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