the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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