What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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