okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
